The Old Contentible's 50th
11th-13th March 2005
Venue Registration Beer and Food Gaming Space Outline Programme
Family Friendly Policy Smoking The Wedding itself It's Too Expensive! The Twist
That Name! Who are "we"? Who is Jerry Elsmore? The "Old Pals" Volunteers


The "Old Pals"

If you first met Jerry over 25 years ago, can produce documentary evidence for The Wall of Shame or the I-Spy souvenir book to prove it, and are still able to engage in civilised conversation, sing, play or dance in the English Tradition then you may be eligible for membership of T.O.P.A. (The Association of Old Pals.)

The benefits of this are uncertain but probably involved copious quantities of beer, late nights, pedantic discussion, quivering bottom lips and much hilarity.

Please contact us for further details if you think the cap fits at....