The "Old Pals"
If you first met Jerry over 25 years ago, can produce documentary evidence for The Wall of Shame or the I-Spy souvenir book to prove it, and are still able to engage in civilised conversation, sing, play or dance in the English Tradition then you may be eligible for membership of T.O.P.A. (The Association of Old Pals.)
The benefits of this are uncertain but probably involved copious quantities of beer, late nights, pedantic discussion, quivering bottom lips and much hilarity.
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