The Old Contentible's 50th
11th-13th March 2005
Venue Registration Beer and Food Gaming Space Outline Programme
Family Friendly Policy Smoking The Wedding itself It's Too Expensive! The Twist
That Name! Who are "we"? Who is Jerry Elsmore? The "Old Pals" Volunteers

The Wedding itself

Just to be absolutely clear, there will be no wedding at Consummation Too? The Old Contentible’s 50th. So no wedding presents! Although Consummation Too? is a birthday party, the only expectation is the pleasure of your company and that a good time will be had by all. Mind you, Jerry’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but be very careful: make sure you’ve still got both arms if you’ve agreed to take one off him…

That Name!

Why Consummation Too? Because it was Consummation: it’s a Brand Image Thing. As was said first time around, how could we resist? The alternatives considered then were •ConJugal Rights (not much better, we know) •ConFusion (been done) •ConGratulations •Self-ConGratulations •ConTrafibularities (with apologies to E. Blackadder). If you feel uncomfortable with the name or can come up with a better one, feel free to think of an alternative ... H’mmm, there’s a game in there somewhere...

Smoking

The convention as a whole will be non-smoking. There is a small bar area where smoking will be permitted. Anybody found smoking anywhere else will be tarred, feathered and escorted off the premises. Jerry is a long term recovering nicotine addict and several of the organisers are asthmatic or allergic to cigarette smoke .... ‘Nuff said?